Dear Self,
Why are you so dumb? You knew very well what happens when you don't wear sunscreen. Remember last year at Disneyland? Just ask Ali, she'll remind you. Why did you think getting burned now would make Florida any better? I hope you remember to wear sunscreen from now on. It's a good thing Jiffy Lube is so close to a grocery store to get supplies for your current sunburn and future protection. And I hope you remember this lesson every time you painfully lift your arms up.
Live and learn, dork. Live and learn.
Sincerely,
Sunburnt but Smarter Me
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